Eliza's song and Max's threat

Where Is My Dolphin

Oh where has my dolphin gone?

Oh where, oh where has he gone?

He swam right into a shark's mouth.

Now where shall I find him?

In heaven of course, In heaven of course,
In heaven of course, In heaven of course.

That's where I shall find him.

written and performed by Eliza Lundberg on a Saturday night. She says the pizza inspired her.



Tony and I were "exchanging words" in the car when Max firmly decreed, "Stop fighting or I will spray you in the face with poison! It will BURN YOUR EYES!"

I have never once used this parenting technique and swear I do not know where he learned it. This is my official statement for the likely ensuing CPS investigation.